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Phils - One Man Massacre
The first time our group decided to play terrorist was about the same
time I just bought my spyder. There was about 6 of us. Out of the lot
me and Kent Malo (who rarely plays with us any more) were chosen to be
the terrorists. I told him to hide in the long grass on one side of our
field and I hid on the other side, hoping to surround the other team.
Fortunately that was not the case. I was hiding behind a thin wall. On
the left and right side of me was blackberry bushes. I was hoping they
went down the center, but they split up and encircled me and Kent. I was
scared out of my mind. I was calculating the odds of me winning in my
head and it looked slim to none.
The first person I saw was Matt. He walked up slowly and cautiously to
the left of me. I waited till I had the shot and then tagged him in the
shoulder. Then out of no where Alex Lightmen charged me from the right.
I luckily got him while he was running between walls. Now I had a huge
adrenaline rush. Suddenly from behind I heard a voice. It was coming from
the other side of my wall. He was calling out to his team mates that I
jut hit. I stood up and saw him quivering behind a nearby bush. I saw
his goggles and took the shot. Hit him square in the visor, And on the
other side of the field Kevin surrendered because he was a little Nancy
boy who would make fun of other peoples mothers ugly stick just for a
few laughs. I mean…oh.
Webmasters notes: It was Phil(Spyder) and Kent(Spyder) vs. Alex, Kevin,
Al (Pumps), and Seivert(Spyder). I surrendered because, yeah, I was a nancy
boy back then, and the odds were largely against me, and I'll make fun of
other peoples ugly sticks all I want.
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