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I was down in Texas and Crapped my Pants!

It was down in Texas, The game had been going on for a while and there were three of us left. Two on jerseys team, and one newb on the other. Our team had a rough fight and this kid had been hiding in the back and by the time we had run out of paint. We were at opposing walls each keeping each other down. We would pick up a paintball and shoot it, then he would respond with half a hopper (this kid had at least 1000 paint on him and an extra tank). He was one of those rich kids with all the gear, but sucks at paintball. Soon, we were just dry firing at him, and it kept him down. The other kid on my team was an experienced player. As I gave him cover he ran across the field and got behind the kid. The rich kid had no idea what was going on. As the "fire" fight between the rich kid and I became heated. The experienced player walked up to the edge of the bunker and pointed his gun at the kid and told him to surrender. The kid put up his hands and at the same time threw his gun over the bunker out of fear. Then I proceeded to crap my pants laughing...i...i..i'm not joking...